hofstadters-tortoise

hofstadters-tortoise:

You have two crazies on top of the table arguing about which of their hair colors is more oppressing. Another chewing on the orderlies leg claiming that hes a wolfkin. A few more in the corner screaming at their mlp and homestuck headmates to stop trying to seduce them. A dude pointing a spork at…

Do you think your dick is too good for a vagina?
Get over yourself

Ridiculous gay dude complaints
Just shove your dick in a vagina, fucking do it already

Or I could mock feminism with this
OMG YOU’RE SO SEXIST FOR ONLY LIKING MEN, THAT IS CLEAR EVIDENCE THAT YOU ARE AN AGENT OF THE PATRIARCHY. YOU HATE WOMEN CLEARLY YOU ARE THE CAUSE OF ALL MY PROBLEMS
Or i could mock gay SJW’s
BOO HOO. THIS ONE GUY I LIKE ISN’T GAY AND WANTS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY PENIS. THIS ABUSE IS SO HORRIBLE OH MY GOD IT IS LITERALLY OPPRESSION

Do you think your dick is too good for a vagina?

Get over yourself

Ridiculous gay dude complaints

Just shove your dick in a vagina, fucking do it already

Or I could mock feminism with this

OMG YOU’RE SO SEXIST FOR ONLY LIKING MEN, THAT IS CLEAR EVIDENCE THAT YOU ARE AN AGENT OF THE PATRIARCHY. YOU HATE WOMEN CLEARLY YOU ARE THE CAUSE OF ALL MY PROBLEMS

Or i could mock gay SJW’s

BOO HOO. THIS ONE GUY I LIKE ISN’T GAY AND WANTS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY PENIS. THIS ABUSE IS SO HORRIBLE OH MY GOD IT IS LITERALLY OPPRESSION